Sunday, November 23, 2008

Some more Bad LImericks ...

As the armies approach each other at Ginnheim, a dragoon suddenly gallops into No Man's Land with a megaphone and shouts:

This Resistance defends our Autonomy
Though all that they have is a monotony
Of Adulterous beggars
And soldiers with staggers
From indulging their officer's $#!@%y!


Poor Mary of the Rose and her Parseleigh
Are heroes, I'm sure, but just partially;
For their friends are so horrible
With habits incoorrigible
That even Stagonia treats them harsly!

He quickly darts back towards the approaching Black Kilts before any marksman can catch him ....


Comedy Tornado said...

I love to see people writing limericks besides myself. It is such a lost artform. Keep up the good work.

Paul Venier

Bluebear Jeff said...


Any time you can make fun of Stagonia is a good time.

-- Jeff of Saxe-Bearstein