Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Spring storms gather ..

Having been trapped outside of Frankszonia by the sudden onset of a major ice storm, and then delayed in his return by a serious illness of his mother in law, The Hurtshog has returned to his capital to oversee the continued strengthening of his southern border.
The troops there report finding more destroyed farms, but the enemy has proven skillfull in evading their patrols.
Worse yet, there are reports that the poor farmers and their families were mutilated. There are even rumors of cannibalism! These atrocities must be halted! His Majesty Louis-Philippe must be brought to a sense of his responsibilities!


Bluebear Jeff said...

Mutilation and cannibalism, eh? That makes me think of Koenig Ludwig of the vile Kingdom of Stagonia.

Have you antagonized him? I know that some of your Limerickers have lampooned his unlamented predecessor.

-- Jeff of Saxe-Bearstein

abdul666 said...

Weird! Behead the corpses, spike them with a wooden stake through the heart, burn them and mix the ashes with holy water... just to be sure.